cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

flex tape

the tape the fixes anything!

Flex tape: IT DOES A LOT OF DAMAGE
Flex fans: FLEX TAPE! FLEX TAPE! FLEX APE!

by Meme Describer September 3, 2019

taping

fixing something in a way that would usually be seen as weird. meanwhile still working in ways

-so then i tried to fix it by joking about it and it somehow worked
-taping the whole situation up, i see
-pretty much

by egocer January 11, 2024

Dick Tape

When you shove a dick down someone's throat and then tape their mouth shut with tape.

Yo Fam™ if you continue being a little bitch I will have to dick tape you.

by shreky daddy August 6, 2018

tape the wall

Code word for take a shit

Ex 1: "ah damn I need to tape the wall"

Ex 2: "What is taking Taylor so long?" "Oh she's taping the wall"

by Raverforlife4 June 13, 2014

THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE

The last album by the musician DeVon Hendryx (That now formally goes by JPEGMAFIA). The album is known by many by its most common theme, to be dark, slow, sad, ambient, reverbed and lofi. The album lyrical themes also dive into self reflective topics like sexuality, suicide, relationships and being comfortable with going through a depression. When it was released it found critical acclaim for being as open and transparent as it is, and even blew up more as JPEGMAFIA started to get more traction in later years.

Person 1: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 2: Oh, i'm listening to that one album THE GHOST ~ POP TAPE.
Person 1: Oh cool... you good bro? If you ever need to talk i'm here man.

by Sideways* May 21, 2023

Tape

Something you use to tape stuff

Why did you put tape on my penis?

by BigCheezy45 March 4, 2021