When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024
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Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...
by Jeffhole October 1, 2011
Get the Road Tug mug.Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.
A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?
B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018
Get the Struggle tug mug.Originating on the Providence-Newport ferry, specifically the Bristol stop, the act of giving someone a hand job using the salty, frigid water of the Atlantic Ocean as lubricant
On the way home from the folk fest, Karah reached overboard, dipped her hand in the water, and gave me Nordic tug all the way back to providence.
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