t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.

"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"

by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008

Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.

How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!

by dksuperman March 28, 2016

Wayne Trace High School

Hick high school in the middle of a shit ton of fields. With pervy teachers and shitty rules.
AKA: Why Try

Student 1: Hey, don't you go to Wayne Trace High School?
Student 2:Oh, you mean why try high lol

by Dreamergirl11 January 20, 2017

Doin' a Tracey

a total state of mind in which pregnancy is denied or unbelieved

Guy 1: I heard that your girlsfriend's period is late!"

Guy 2: Fuck that Im doin' a tracey with that bitch!

by aka Sid Vicious July 13, 2009

Maybe ill be tracer

its what you say to a libtard when they want to be tracer

Maybe ill be tracer
Im already tracer

by papa hh November 21, 2018

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011