by Haygurll May 17, 2016

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.
Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"
by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.
NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*
Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-
Clover tongues are impossible
Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-
Clover tongues are impossible
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

by GIMP November 15, 2016

Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue
by Gangolagist June 7, 2022

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.
Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!
by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017

by TheFirstBigOunce June 17, 2019
