Tiktok 

A platform made for pick mes, road men and many other irrelevant beings.

“Wanna go on Tiktok?”
“Sorry mate, I’m not like the others.”
“What do you mean? It’s meant for pick mes like you.”

Tiktok by irvmsa May 22, 2022

TikTok 

Everyone that uses/ watches TikTok has broken humour, very lonely or has a load of time on there hands or very bored.

Friends:" Look at this tiktok" *base boosted hamster*
Other Friend: *Bursts out laughing* "I could watch this all day"

TikTok by BigBoi_3000 May 27, 2022

TikTok 

A social media platform were people go to if they are one of the following reasons, 1: too stupid for a job, 2: have criminal records that defeats the capibility to work, and last but not least 3: dont want to work.

friend: hey did you see that new tt?
me: wich one?
friend: Nosidda Ear ofcourse! ( a famous tiktokker )

TikTok by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022

Tiktok 

where majority of the world wastes there time on.

I just downloaded this app called Tiktok.

Tiktok by Kakalate June 6, 2022

TikTok 

Or Douyin in Chinese, Is a severe mental disorder that causes anyone infected begins to dance in front of their phones with music playing, to which the patient also may include a fast shaking motion with the buttocks.
Symptoms may include:

- Narcassism,

- Severe decrease of Attention span,

- Urmumgayalitis,

- Call every piece of media known as a "song" from TikTok.

- (For Females) Sudden urge to genocide all male human beings.

- Brain decay.
Sadly there is no world-wide cure but irreversible damage can be reversed with deleting the app.

TikTok is cringe m8.

TikTok by idk6000 June 20, 2022

tiktok 

Shit app where shit people make fun of other shit people and shit people defend shit people so they don't seem like shit people but everyone is still a piece of shit.

Chad: "Man I love Tiktok."
Carole: "Yeah, I can tell."
Chad: "What? How?"
Carole: "Because your a piece of shit Chad."

tiktok by BottIeCap June 26, 2022

TikTok 

CCP owned spyware disguised as social media for low IQ individuals. It's full of thirsty teenagers, clickbait, and otherwise cringey content. Catchy or even half decent songs end up there just to die. If cancer had an app form, TikTok would be it. At least it seems to be keeping most Tiktards off of other social media networks.

"OMG I love TikTok. Why don't you have it?". "I deleted that shit shortly after downloading it. Easily one of the biggest cesspools on the internet"

TikTok by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022