Millennial Thumb

A pain or tenderness that occurs in your dominant thumb due to excessive use of your smartphone.

Bob: I think I have carpal tunnel.
Larry: It’s probably just Millennial Thumb.

by Mermerbug February 1, 2019

kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it

Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.

by NotTheATF May 20, 2021

stink thumb

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

Smell that? Thats stink thumb

by garygohome September 20, 2013

pats thumb

A crazy old asshole that makes shit up

Pats thumb smells

by Jmg13 September 14, 2017

Thumb Wings

Buffalo wings so tiny that they're the size of your thumb.

i.e. BAD/OVERPRICED WINGS

Don't go to King Kong Wings, all they served me last time was a bunch of Thumb Wings!

by Broguy22 July 30, 2018

perfect thumbs

To jerk a guy off.
The "perfect thumb" refers to the motion of her hand whilst tossing a guy off.

"dude guess what? She used her perfect thumbs on me last night"

by Realdefinitionsman May 28, 2014

kentucky thumb

1 A sex position where you shove your thumb down a hole in your S/O neck.
2 A life saving procedure when you fuck with a slap round

A gave my girl a Kentucky thumb and she came faster then Scott to the ER.

by DevilWeebYT May 20, 2021