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Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails
'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash
by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018
mugGet the Lie Squashmug.
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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
mugGet the <.0.4.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal<.0.4.7.6.>mug.

Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
mugGet the Wipe liemug.

lie-omitter

According to Dr. Chris Turk, surgeon in Sacred Heart hospital, it means: someone who is guilty of a lie of omission.
He calls his wife a lie-omitter.
Carla: okay, maybe I'm guilty of a lie of omission.
Turk: Cause you're a lie-omitter!
by MeliorMelusine November 21, 2011
mugGet the lie-omittermug.

Paid to lie

Hym "And not just paid to lie but paid to hint at what is actually the case, 'tell me what Iwant to hear,' read from of a script of things I've said previously, and blatantly insult and what you idiots are top stupid to understand is that he is passing off to you a joke about the inefficacy of affirmation therapy and the literal weaponization of schizophrenia as a legitimate legal or mental health tool."
by Hym Iam October 30, 2025
mugGet the Paid to liemug.

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.8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.8.
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
mugGet the .8.Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal.8.mug.

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
mugGet the Asians taking a lie detector testmug.

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