Thumb Wings

Buffalo wings so tiny that they're the size of your thumb.

i.e. BAD/OVERPRICED WINGS

Don't go to King Kong Wings, all they served me last time was a bunch of Thumb Wings!

by Broguy22 July 30, 2018

stink thumb

When you reach around to jerk yourself off and you accidentally give your asshole the thumbs up

Smell that? Thats stink thumb

by garygohome September 20, 2013

Thumb Llama

When you insert your thumb into your partner’s rectum, and proceed to spit on them simultaneously.

“Bro I totally gave this bitch the sickest thumb llama last night”

by coqnbalz December 19, 2022

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

kentucky thumb

When your girls on her period but she's out of tampons so you have to stick a thumb in it

Aunt Flow came early this month and Lisa was lacking so I had to give her the Kentucky Thumb.

by NotTheATF May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

When your .50 blows a hole in your throat and you have to shove your thumb in it to keep from bleeding out of your jugular

Scott almost died from his .50 but he gave himself a Kentucky Thumb

by SteamedHams99 May 20, 2021