squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 2, 2018

squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.

I'm having a real squirrel day!

by viennabeo April 8, 2015

Raw Squirrel

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia

I had sex with her raw squirrel

by SeanPea April 30, 2021

Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier

Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

circus squirrel

A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope

Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.

by Fat and Flirty December 12, 2016

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022