Ranch Immersion

Immersing oneself in ranch at one's own pace

"I have to get into this bathtub and do ranch immersion."

by itchboy February 26, 2023

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021

ranch dipper

A derogatory term used for a white sorority girl (or former sorority girl), derived from their tendency to engage in the guilty pleasure of dipping everything in ranch dressing – then immediately complain about how fat they are going to get "but it's sooo worth it." This activity is usually followed by induced vomiting.

She's wearing heals to the football game while drinking a pumpkin spiced latte, and her SUV is parked right over there. Could she BE any more of a ranch dipper?

by ranchdippin November 6, 2015

Ranch

The code word for cum.

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.

"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."

by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023

butt full of ranch

an ass filled to the brim w ranch

woah!! tracys has a butt full of ranch

by jonathan420101 August 17, 2023