by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017
Get the goggle marksmug. A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.
by Chodegirl June 6, 2016
Get the Dragon Gogglesmug. Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019
Get the Vagina Gogglesmug. The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009
Get the Scottish Gogglesmug. by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011
Get the White Gogglesmug. Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.
by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018
Get the Clout gogglesmug. A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008
Get the Colgate Gogglesmug.