California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.

Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?

by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020

California Wildfire

When you're having sex doggy style, light up a cigarette and stick the butt end of your partners asshole so it protrudes out like a candle in a birthday cake. When you climax, aim your load at the cherry of the cigarette to extinguish it before the ember burns all the way down to your partner's asshole.

I gave my girlfriend a California wildfire this weekend, I almost didnt put out the cigarette in time!

by Hellvig September 20, 2020

California hummer

When someone hums reggae songs while performing a blow job

I have so many Bob Marley songs stuck in my head from that amazing California hummer I had yesterday

by Alwaysballin October 19, 2013

California Spliff

Noun - A blunt with both regs and dank buds rolled into it. Furthermore, usually smoked on a night when there is nothing better to do because you live in shitty Ohio.

Dudebro I really, really want a blunt but im a little low on Kush. Want to throw in your regs and make a "California Spliff"?

by The Dudebro's March 27, 2011

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis

“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”

by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022