Taylor Swift

Hotter than your girlfriend.

Taylor Swift is hotter than your girlfriend.

by Winged2point0 March 17, 2009

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Switch

Switch is a game for a solo player, in which the player inserts one index finger in their mouth, and the other index finger in the rectum, then SWITCH!

Miranda: "Where should I go on vacation?"
Dego: " I dunno, why dont you just stay home and play switch?"

by Joeydego June 27, 2010

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Taylor Swift

A beautiful and incredibly talented singer whose blue eyes apparently put the stars in Georgia to shame.

Girl #1: Who sings that great song "Tim McGraw"???
Girl #2: That beautiful and incredibly talented singer Taylor Swift of course!!!

by jklsdfrsfpgdsrfopqw October 3, 2007

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Canadian Switchblade

An empty beer bottle, broken and used as a knife in a fight.

This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...

by Ewan Whatarmy March 27, 2010

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A girl version of Justin Bieber

Can't really sing nor play guitar
All of their songs are about stupid made-up love and only has two different chords
Acts like they're 5 years younger
Idols of retarded 6-13 years old girls

Little Girl: When I grow up, I want to be like Taylor Swift!

Girl 2: Isn't she the "country" singer with fucking mediocre songs with stupid lyrics?
Guy: Yeah, just like Justin Bieber

by Zimamindfucks December 23, 2010

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