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Stoner Pet 

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
Stoner Pet by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019

Stoner Boner 

When a person is high and gets horny
Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

Stoner Telepathy 

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)
Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)

stoner brett 

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
stoner brett by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020

stoner chick 

Stoner chick: a women who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears vintage , bohemian or hippie style clothes

By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021
I’m dating a chill ass stoner chick
stoner chick by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

stoner chick 

A Female who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye
That stoner chick is hot af !
stoner chick by Celly_belly July 30, 2021