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clod stompers

Any large lace up or pull on leather boot, almost always steel toe. Very heavy and durable, the boots are usually for work, but can be worn with normal outfits as well.
Dude, those nine inch combat boots with the steel toes you got are totally clod stompers.
by Orin J. February 9, 2009
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pretzel stamp

Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.
"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"
by screamingdeal October 31, 2014
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Slip and Stamp

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.
Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.
by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013
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Stampy

A British gamer and youtuber who has gained over eight million subscribers.
Stampy is the living embodiment of a cake
by bambikippen July 10, 2017
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Face stomping

Term originating from small circles of Counter-Strike gamers. Refers to the act of doing something extraordinary or with great excellence. Also synonmous with 'pwning' in gaming. Can be applied in various forms as long as the words "face" and "stomp" are included within the text, although there are exceptions to this rule.
1. "You just witnessed a face stomping.
2. "That guy just got face-stomped."
2. "Dude, I'm stomping faces right now."
3. "I just stomped that math test's face!"
4. "Facial stompage."
by God. January 22, 2006
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Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.
Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.
by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010
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Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.
by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009
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