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Wal-mart Stares

When two people intimately in love are staring at each other in Wal-mart.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
That was sweet.
Remember when I kissed you on the cheek?
I enjoyed that.
It was when we felt the Wal-mart Stares.
Jennifer, I love you so so much!
And when you kissed me, I was bubbling inside with happiness.
I love you.
by Tide Detergent January 16, 2008
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Stardust Lock

A gangbang consisting of exactly three men and one to five women. More often than not one of the males will develop a special liking to one of the females. The two will branch off temporarily. This results in the pair being gone for a small time, returning in roughly half an hour.
"I met my wife at a Stardust Lock 2 years ago and we really hit it off."
by Nate kill Kyle January 27, 2009
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Starship Cruisin'

(v) To be under heavy influence of marijuana, to suddenly have the feeling that you yourself are starship cruisin'. Greatly effected by the song "Roundabout" by Yes.
Stoner 1-Ya man, i'm stoned to the max. 0_o
Stoner 2-(After great laughter) Woah man, lets go to burger king.
Stoner 3- Oh shit! Dude man, i'm starship cruisin'!!!!!
Stoner 1 and 2-Ya man! Woah dude, like man!
by TraviS DosseR June 12, 2010
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Starduster

Girls who sleep around with a lot of guys in one fraternity. The term originates from Washington College in Chestertown MD.
Dude 1: Woah who is she? She's stacked!

Dude 2: Bro she looks hot but she's a starduster. Not worth it, man.

Dude 1: shiieeet
by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019
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Starshade

A mildly autistic person that thrives for lollies.
Guy 1:There's starshade outside the bus again.
Guy 2: HEY STARSHADE, GET ON THE BUS!
by Ext.sss February 7, 2020
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steel shards from god

When some one eats to much taco bell and kfc and has diarrhea so bad that he shits so hard there asshole is as wide as there head
how was your day
not to bad, but i had steel shards from god
Ewww
by kail the bo November 8, 2011
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John Starks

Jon "Skeeter" Starcks was a Yankee player and basketball person with a weak spot for the hot elderly from present-around 1980. He led the '76 Detroit Pistons to the Super Bowl alongside Cristiano Ronaldo in the '95 Winter Olympics. In 2002 he led to New York Jets to the Stanley Cup. He also won an award for beating the Super Bowl. He like to volunteer too. His volunteer work was primarily in a nursing home for gingers with crabs in the Gaza Strip trimming punes and butt punes of elderly redheads who were oppressed during the Boston tea bombings and the falling of the London Bridge. Common belief is that he competed in all 672 (and won 500) of the firecrotch pune trimmings during half time at the 71st annual reunion of the Quidditch world championship when he preformed "Back in Black" with the original members of the Jackson 5ive, while simultaneously slurping chicken soup from Nancy Povich's ears. Well he actually did not compete in all the 672 firecrotch pune trimmings. He actually only competed in 600 and volunteered in the remaining 72. Contrary to the rumors, he only won 340 of the 600 he did, not the previously expected 500. More recent speculations reveal that he may have held an undefeated title in all 600 deforestation competitions, but the truth of this speculation is still debated today. Later in his retirement he donated 27 "Grade-B" corks, a can of Tomato-Asshole soup, and 3 worry rocks to the Cork-Hill to Space foundation.
Mmmmm I sure love to tickle John Starks with my punes and slurp cranberry cocktail from his asshole. John Starks always gave me the best snacks and wettest naptimes.... as a child :)
by Cutiepunes June 16, 2015
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