Squirrel Rabbit

Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair

Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school

by F and D October 6, 2016

Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.

Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.

by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021

squirrel in the motor

The act of leaving a condom inside of another's rectum during anal sex, resulting in a surprised and dismayed facial expression.

"Heya, ah Henry, what are you doing in there in the bathroom? It sounds like you're blowing up a balloon?!?"
"No, uhhhh, I've got a squirrel in the motor. It looks like Casper's lips hanging out of your asshole."

by Tdawg94 January 2, 2019

squirrel pelt

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

by butch November 17, 2004

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023

url squirrel

Someone who hordes urls in hopes of selling them later for vast fortunes.

With over 500 registered domain names, Frank is a real url squirrel.

by creative commander February 20, 2011

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011