barbecue squirrel

"My barbecue squirrel" is a marvelous, cute and lovable for your significant other.

What do you want to eat for dinner my barbecue squirrel

by Dabbing king <o/ July 13, 2020

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011

Squirrel Beef

A bullshit imitation or substitute of any legitimate product or substance.

Damn bro what's in this gas station hot dog, squirrel beef?

by Squirrel Beef April 20, 2018

squirrel nutkins

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!

by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010

squirrel stew

wanting a one night stand, or wanting to make a really big mistake with a really good looking girl

Me: "SQUIRREL STEW!! man!!"
you: "squirrel stew indeed..."

by Meatball1989 April 15, 2009

sleazy squirrel

Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!

I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.

by Smokey corella June 3, 2017

Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.

Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.

by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021