Angry Squid

When a man gives a woman a facial and gets semen in her eye(s), causing her to become enraged and to flail about. This is done in a similar fashion to the mating of Giant Squids.

"Oh man, she turned into an Angry Squid, last night, after I blew my load in her face."

by Blingg June 7, 2013

ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.

These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.

by Kraznodar May 2, 2008

Squidget

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"

by Damaen February 22, 2003

squid 4 duck

Slang: Meaning female)squid) is waiting just below the surface for the duck(male) when she sees him she grabs with her tentacles pulls him under drowns and eats him

Black widow spider(squid 4 duck)

by deadduck69 May 1, 2009

squidget

The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.

"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."

by Jaggajack October 24, 2007

squid

When you go to give someone a high five but instead of hitting their hand you pull away your hand in a squid motion(fingers pressed together and pull away) while yelling the word squid. Used to "punk" your friend.

Maddie: Good job Jeff! (Puts up hand for high five)
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.

by Emily Ottenhoff, Jeff Beenes, Maddie Owak July 16, 2007