splatter special

What happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. The shit seems to spray everywhere.

I experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with shit.

by Pete October 24, 2004

Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009

green apple splatters

When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space

dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters

by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008

Sploot

A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.

Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!

by piiglett. February 17, 2009

sploot

As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."

DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!

by Blazaga June 23, 2006

sploot

To leave tread marks in one's underwear

Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!

by Steviedee January 30, 2004