Spinning death

When she decides to violently rotate on it 360 degrees causing it to twist off and explode from heat friction.

doctor: "so how'd you end up here?"

the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"

doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"

the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"

doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Spanking a turkey

Killing time

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey

by OWL76 March 29, 2025

Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.

The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits

by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025

Stinking

When you ejuculate on the floor, can also be called gooping on the floor. This can only be done on the floor.

I'm stinking on the floor right now, but its fine because its normal.

by Ortis Barash May 2, 2025

Spunkingham

A person who is spunkie all the time and uneducated.

“Oi Spunkingham, now way you’re finally at school for once. SPUNKIE!”

by ismailalaila March 2, 2026

Spinning Gooner

When two men have anal sex, If the bottom guy is feeling mischievous. He will force the too on his back and spin/twirl on his partner’s member, causing singular pain, pleasure, or just both.

If we ever have love, I am lowkey going to give you a Spinning Gooner

by gentlez March 7, 2026

Sinking Spring, PA

A small borough in southeast Pennsylvania just outside of Reading. Known for it’s McDonalds, Car Washes, and springs that aren’t actually sinking.

Yo bro, where are you from, cool man?
Sinking Spring, PA!

by SinkyMan69 June 12, 2025