Sphincter Spix

Sons of bitches that sit behind you in a movie theatre and either; Chew their popcorn with their mouth open and don't realize that everyone around them is getting annoyed. Or, those bastards that breathe extremely loud and decide to let everyone know.

Annoyed person 1: What the hell is that noise, i'm trying to watch this movie!
Annoyed person 2: It's those damn sphincter spix behind us!

by Muffburger January 23, 2010

sphinker jockey

A sphinker jockey is a gay man. Anal antics!

I ain't going in that club mate, thats full of sphinker jockey's.

by ilovegrannys April 14, 2010

Sphinx Fro

The hairstyle of one whose hair resembles the Sphinx

Dude check out this album cover of Lionel Ritchie, he has a Sphinx Fro!

by bugaloosa August 24, 2010

Sphincter Roulette

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.

"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."

by SJPUNOME, The Grand Pilubah February 25, 2015

sphayy

Everyone's fucking lord and savior, bow down to him or you will be fucking annihilated by drunk ass flying squirrels on floating tricycles, when its the end of the world, sphayy will most definitely be on the damn top.

Peasant1: Dude did you actually kill sphayy??
Peasant2: Yeah bro hes hella rich!
Peasant1: that aint right man! Hegot like 20 lives!
Peasant2: oh shit man! i better hide...

by Sphayy April 27, 2017

sphincter recoil

Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart

TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!

by OneStarGator July 19, 2017

sphinter

A term used to describe a male who is a badass at almost anything they do.

"Man that guy Greg sure is a sphinter, he sure knows how to reel in the ladies."

"Kid Rock is an American Sphinter!"

by Mayskilla23 June 6, 2018