Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019
Get the Spencermug. a fat frog who thinks he can talk to girls like they r slaves. all spencers r cunts and u should never trust them.
by Lily May and Luke June 2, 2020
Get the Spencermug. the formidable addiction of buying and owning large quantities of musical instruments for one's own personal gain
Person 1: I just bought my 28th instrument. It's a really obscure type of clarinet that nobody writes music for.
Person 2: You have Spencer's syndrome, and should seek help immediately.
Person 2: You have Spencer's syndrome, and should seek help immediately.
by onebrokeboi May 8, 2018
Get the Spencer's syndromemug. He’s a mans man he don’t give two flying fucks about what you have to say yo mama has to say obama has to say or obama’s kids have to say and he’s constantly getting that pussy no matter what and on a constant grind to get swole and shi he’s obviously the coolest person in the room and his name should be chad at this point because he’s sic as fuck and listens to slipknot and other metal bands
Not spencer: god damn spencer is fucking op
Also not spencer: ikr he probably gets so much pussy i wish i was more like spencer
Also not spencer: ikr he probably gets so much pussy i wish i was more like spencer
by big penis parker November 23, 2021
Get the Spencermug. An emotionally uncommitted, hipster Millennial who loves Socialism. He can have a conversation with you on just about anything, and yet he hides away from emotions because he was hurt in the past. Yet, when he loves you, watch out. You’ll have to fall in love with a man who looks at you with eyes as intense as his.
by Lou0210 August 7, 2022
Get the Spencermug. He is THE SWEETEST Boyfriend in the world.
Everyday he will tell you how much he loves you. He is caring, nice, funny and just all your heart needs <3
With his humor he can make you laugh and smile.
He makes sure you’re happy and he will cheer you up whenever you are sad.
Everyday he will tell you how much he loves you. He is caring, nice, funny and just all your heart needs <3
With his humor he can make you laugh and smile.
He makes sure you’re happy and he will cheer you up whenever you are sad.
by angelhvn January 5, 2024
Get the Spencermug. Person 1: Ok boomer
Person 2 (The Spencer): What is a boomer? Is it someone who explodes stuff?
Person 1: *Facepalm*
Person 2 (The Spencer): What is a boomer? Is it someone who explodes stuff?
Person 1: *Facepalm*
by Yeeterus123 November 22, 2019
Get the Spencermug.