When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!
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Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016
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"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
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Get the the berko special mug.The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
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