Babe Snatcher

Usually the Head Roadie for a band on tour. The guys who snipe babes from the audience to go back stage and guzzle nuts.

Paul McCartney: Oye, I could really use a babe to guzzle my nuts right now, in't that right mate?

John Lennon: Well brother, just have Nigel -- our babe snatcher -- get some young lasses to fulfill your desires.

by Shwapsley May 5, 2008

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

fleshy satchel

another meaningful word to describe a womens fishy crevice

peter knowles is such a fleshy satchel

by rectumraider February 12, 2010

closet snatcher

any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight

I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!

by Madmordigon May 21, 2010

Furry Satchel

Vagina.

After sucking on my love spuds she grabbed my pork sword and slid it into her furry satchel.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010

Green Satchel

Classic foreplay: when a partner blows on a males partner's scrotum.

While you're down there love, I wouldn't mind getting a green satchel.

by Louis "Satchel" Armstrong November 15, 2010

meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010