Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023

Snail

Stupid person

He had the vocabulary of a snail.

by Snailboylover October 16, 2019

Snail trail

When a man, after vaginal sex, drags his penis across a woman leaving a trail of cum and vaginal fluid

I forgot to pull out and left a snail trail my gf's thigh

by DillBobsKnob October 27, 2019

Snail

What I love.

How I say it: SNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!
How you say it: Snail.

by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020

Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020

Snail

Lotion on a dick.

I want snail tonight

by bweah November 3, 2020

snail hoping

maybe when your side bitches are to slow so u hop on a even slower one . preferably one with a mental handy cap so she can drewl all over your little dick while your shining her helmet ...

dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.

by yourrrrrdaddddddddddyyyyyybitc January 6, 2021