smart parts ion

a shitty marker made by smartparts
many people often believe this is a cheap awesome highend marker and then the go suck on a large penis


many markers are Superior to the ion such as
-smart parts vibe
-tippmann 98 custom
-spyder mr2
-jt tac 5
and many more, think before you buy one
dude: dude i just got an ion!!!
other guy:so, do you like taking in the ass on or off the field?

dude goes to play and gets raped
dude: damn my smart parts ion!



common phrases associated with ion
"save a rock throw an ion"
"ions suck large penis"
"wtf how do you change modes on an ion"
"fuck my ion broke"
etc
by musical keychain December 23, 2008
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tboned by a smart car

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"
1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."
by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009
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yasi kitty smart

yasi kitty smart is a beautiful girl who everyone loves and enjoys to be around, shes a mad stoner and she always brings fun to the sesh and loves to take ketamine lol xx ud be lucky to get yasmin kitty smart in your life babes. this is from xleaht15
person 1:“whos oot tnight bro?” person 2:“eh adkn but yasi kitty smart is oot” person 3: “FUCK AYE THIS WILL BE A DYNO SESH”
by leaht15baby August 03, 2021
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Big smart Mexican

Alan is a Big smart Mexican
by Yokai Man May 27, 2021
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Social network smart

Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends
Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.

tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
by rudolph5656 February 12, 2012
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You rel smart

You rel smart boi
by Kingjstar360 March 02, 2018
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Johnny-Not-So-Smart

a good-natured but mentally challenged person
Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.
by Jackasslaw February 06, 2010
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