smack stick

someone who is so stupid, they have the brain power of a stick

Dale is a total smack stick, he can't think his way out of a shoe box.....

by Pagoda King July 21, 2017

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Ioll smack

A phrase used to describe a hyped up situation in which any man woman or child iollan is participating in one of the following activities.
(A) flakin
(B) shnarfin
(C) being generally iollan

Ioll smack you mad fucking geeserree, we stonchin tonight??

by Cargo Mc flatley May 7, 2019

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smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015

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Nigga Smacked

When you get so high, your race switches to African American, unless you already are.

“Dude, I’m so Nigga Smacked!”
“I know, you’re black now.”

by Tornado Valley April 29, 2019

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A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

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smack juice

The black sticky liquid that covers all walls, floors and bars. Made from a mixture of sweat drips, vodbulls and spit. It sticks to clothes, shoes and if you fall over it makes getting back up hard. Thought it is greatly hated many would miss it if it were to be removed

i fell over in smack and got covered in smack juice. It ruined my high waisted white jeans

by LanguageSudent October 7, 2015

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