Slob Noggin

Term used to describe the male genital organ (penis) in a derogatory fashion.

I stopped by her house, and she asked if I wanted coffee. We just got Starbucks so I knew there and then, she just wanted to get tea bagged and some good slob noggin.

by SuDuName November 5, 2019

Slobhitcher

A slobhitcher is a person (typically a teen) who is many things, some of which include: Being ugly, Stupid, and most of all a hobnocker

Shut up slobhitcher

by TH3On3AND0N!Y November 19, 2019

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

sloazy

Someone who is being both slow and lazy. It's the ambiguous state of just being slow from feelings internal or being lazy from the wiring.

On aimless days I feel sloazy.

by joftdmon December 11, 2019

Slobberdots

Slobberdots are the trail of slobber you follow when you cannot find your dog. Most trip doggy saliva and leave a trail reminiscent of the breadcrumbs left by Hansel and Gretel. and don't forget to bring the mop.

I can't find Dagney again...wait I'll follow the slobberdots.

by BrowAndKahuna December 30, 2019

slobbah

when da stuff come out of da dogs mouth it is slobbah
drip

drop

drip

dude your dog is full of slobbah ahhh my pants wet

yeah sorry bro he do kinda slobbah

by eggronthegreat January 9, 2020

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020