Slapping Throne

A chair one is tied to in order to be slapped by another person, usually one who has won the right to slap that person via the Slap Bet

Marshal: Get in the Slapping Throne
Barney: Really now?
Marshal: Yep its slapping time

by the bright unicorn November 24, 2009

slapping the bone

Whacking off furiously

Ew! This creep ass sent me a snapchat of himself slapping the bone!!!

by Toxxxic666 September 5, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Skipping Ropes

A woman whose breasts are extremely stretched out and can be used as Skipping Ropes in a playground with children.

Rudy - "Look at that geezer, she's got reyt long Skipping Ropes!"
Michael - "Look at the children playing on them!"

by ShroomBoom45 May 16, 2018

Snipping tip

The process of circumcision

Woman: *gives birth to boy*
Doctor: Would you like for the nurse and I to commence with the snipping tip process?
Women: Nah, I want my son to keep his foreskin, please.

by Kat Inu February 13, 2019

African thigh-slapping storytelling

Part of African culture that hands down stories from one generation to the next that involves melodic thigh slapping.

My grandfather went for hours with African thigh-slapping storytelling. I hate being black.

by nostradamnus January 25, 2011