Sleeping Bag

When one sleeps on their testicles in a position that upon awakening makes the sac sore.

Last time I had sleeping bag, I could barely get out of bed!

by firerabbit November 12, 2010

Sleeping Vagina

Slee'ping Va'gi'na n. A mentrual male that is temporarily dormant, though if awakened could at any given moment spray massive amounts of blood. It is generally best to let "the Sleeping Vagina lie"

Right now Derek is in sleeping vagina mode, but Im really afraid he is going to become a bloody vagina again soon.

by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008

Smexting

The act of simultaneously smoking weed and texting back and forth. Both parties must be smoking at the same time in different locations for this to qualify as smexting.

We'll light up at 6? We'll be smexting around then.

by Candiana July 5, 2011

Sexting

Sexy texting. Used to be called cyber sex but with the convenience of cell phones, now you can text dirty messages wherever you go!

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

sleeping suprise

a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade

sleeping suprise is in the urban dictionary

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

sexting

the act of sending sexy text messages

I'm just sexting my boyfriend while he is away, so he gets excited to come home.

by jules82 October 20, 2008

Sleeping with Shitland

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

getting ridiculously drunk.
I think I'll pass on the next round of shots...if I don't watch out, I'll be sleeping with Shitland tonight.

by Baker Gran February 28, 2012