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skype skeet

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.
I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.
by 1129 October 24, 2011
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Skeet Shelf

A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.
This broad had a huge skeet shelf.
by Lucas Beam February 24, 2008
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oh skeet

What someone says when something goes wrong, or something unexpected happens. Can also be used after someone gets roasted.
Matt - "Jenny said she wanted it last night"
Jeff- "Nah bro I saw her with Arthur"
Matt- "Oh skeet"
by Hello12345678987654321 October 8, 2017
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Sweet Skeet

The Sweet version of a man's typically Salty Skeet. This happens with serious repetition of drinking Pineapple juice.
Girl to Friend : Salley, last night when those 5 guys were simultaneously Cumming on my face, 1 of them must be a fan of pineapple juice. He sure had some "Sweet Skeet"
by Jonny AK January 22, 2016
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skeet wheats

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers
I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.
by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007
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Yung Lord Skeet Skeet

Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Age:
age: 450 years old

Other Names Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Is Called:
Yung God Skeet Skeet
Yung Skeet Skeet The G.O.A.T
Yung Emperor Skeet Skeet
Yung Doctor Skeet Skeet
God
God of all Creation
God Father
Father of All Children

Personality:
The Funniest person i have ever met without a doubt Yung Lord Skeet Skeet is very talented when it comes to lightening the mood and bringing nothing but positivity to any situation.

Real Name:
Bryan Rodriguez

Ethnicity:
Cuban, Puerto Rican, and Colombian

Birth city and state:
Bronx, NY

Death:
Already dead inside but physically still up and perfectly running without any problems
Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Is The Funniest Person I Know Honestly He Is Just Amazing
by Acey3223 September 17, 2018
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Skeet eye

1.)(Noun) The propulsion of skeet (ejaculatory fluid) into one's ocular region.
2.) The condition of getting skeet in one's eye.
John hired a prostitute for the night. As she was performing oral sex, he came -- in her eye.

John said, "Haha! Skeet eye, bitch!" Then John left without paying while she was stunned by the skeet eye.
by antwawn July 16, 2008
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