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skeet daddy

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
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skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.
The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
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Skeet Skiing

Skeet Skiing is the most outdoorsy sexual position of all. A male and preferably 3 females engage in a four-some. The male is standing at the end of the bed with all three females laying on the bed. The first woman is laying on her back, the middle woman is on her stomach blowing the man, and the third women is laying on her back. The male thrusts in and out of the middle woman's mouth while banging the the first and third women with dildos or ski poles, (whichever is preferred), making a skiing motion in the process. Required to wear goggles during this postion
Male: Hey babe, round up some friends, I feel like Skeet Skiing today.

Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.
by CampingFuckers June 1, 2020
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skype skeet

Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.
I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.
by 1129 October 24, 2011
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skeet wheats

when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers
I'm gonna frost yo mini wheats with my skeet and give you a bowl of skeet wheats.
by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007
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Yung Lord Skeet Skeet

Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Age:
age: 450 years old

Other Names Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Is Called:
Yung God Skeet Skeet
Yung Skeet Skeet The G.O.A.T
Yung Emperor Skeet Skeet
Yung Doctor Skeet Skeet
God
God of all Creation
God Father
Father of All Children

Personality:
The Funniest person i have ever met without a doubt Yung Lord Skeet Skeet is very talented when it comes to lightening the mood and bringing nothing but positivity to any situation.

Real Name:
Bryan Rodriguez

Ethnicity:
Cuban, Puerto Rican, and Colombian

Birth city and state:
Bronx, NY

Death:
Already dead inside but physically still up and perfectly running without any problems
Yung Lord Skeet Skeet Is The Funniest Person I Know Honestly He Is Just Amazing
by Acey3223 September 17, 2018
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Skeet eye

1.)(Noun) The propulsion of skeet (ejaculatory fluid) into one's ocular region.
2.) The condition of getting skeet in one's eye.
John hired a prostitute for the night. As she was performing oral sex, he came -- in her eye.

John said, "Haha! Skeet eye, bitch!" Then John left without paying while she was stunned by the skeet eye.
by antwawn July 16, 2008
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