Dirty Simon 

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

Dirty Simon by Anna gammy April 15, 2020

Simon Cowell 

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

Simon Cowell by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

Simonizer 

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

Simonizer by gusto August 7, 2003

simon mitchell

The perfect from the band Young Guns.

Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!

simon mitchell by imnotstupidyaknow May 24, 2011

Simon Pitman 

A big guy with a small doink. He thinks he is so cool and he tries roasting people but they all suck. He tends to date girls that are at least 5+ years older than him and they all live across the country. He is incapable of dating people in his own state. Every time he gets a paper cut or stubs his toe he gets a cast

you see that guy always faking injuries and dating girls older than him, yeah that's Simon Pitman

Simon Pitman by good noodle jesus' November 14, 2017

simon berry 

THE RICARDO MILOS LOOK ALIKE *Licks* *Slurps*

*OMG SIMON IS SO HAWT* Is that Ricardo Milos?

Simon Berry Is a nice guy he would do his work during class but uring gym he would become a tryhard

simon berry by Mr. Slurp April 26, 2019

shmoney shrinkage 

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

shmoney shrinkage by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019