Showingup

The act of facilitating the second method of discarding the body's waste while undergoing vomiting. To shit and throw up at the same time. To showup

Well I went to take a piss and ended up showinup all over the place.
Showingup- to shit and throw up at the exact same time, wether the excretion be solid or liquid.

by Cwurk April 28, 2015

Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.

1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!

by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021

chicken showing

The consumption of large quantities of Popeye's chicken during the public display of a "so bad it's funny" Asian film, often including other shenanigans such as a watermelon eating contest.

"That chicken showing the Asian Entertainment Club had of 'Battlefield Baseball' sure was fun! I can't believe how much ghetto pop you drank!"

by LDJosh June 18, 2008

Cart Shopping

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.

Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL

by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011

Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).

Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."

by ben d. over January 8, 2013

Dropping my Shopping

Ejackulating

Man 1:Did you hear, tim dropped his shopping all over katie's face last night
Man 2:No way!!!

(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!

by lllumpy September 14, 2009

hard scoping

Used when using a sniper rifle (preferebly in a fps). Hard scoping is when you aim down your sights for more than about half a second it is known to be 'noob' especially in a 'quick scope' battle

You are hard scoping, dont do that or you will be kicked

by Mr Cracker May 8, 2011