Shocked

me when i look up the word sex on urban dictionary cause i thought it might be funny:

Me: BRO WHY ARE THEY WRITING FAN FICTION!?!?!?! IM SO SHOCKED
Friend: idk

by Guest_5092 May 6, 2023

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

stocker stud

A person who works in a grocery store or other retail store who is very good at stocking shelves.

The new hire Sean is a real stocker stud.

by wayne1244hues January 8, 2024

stocker stud

A person who who is extremely adept at a job stocking shelves.

That new hire is a stocker stud.

by wayne1244hues January 9, 2024

shacker

A person who works at Shake Shack and is usually a money grubber.

"That shacker is gonna leave late for the bonus."

by burgerless January 10, 2024

stocker stud

A person who is very fast and good at stocking shelves.

That new hire is a stocker stud.

by wayne1244hues January 12, 2024

Shocket

a shocket is when your in the bathroom shitting at such a high velocity that you start lifting into the air

yo bro im ready to head out hurry up in there "I CANT IM HOLDING DOWN THE TOILET IM TURNING INTO A SHOCKET IM LIFTING OFF"

by vandurgle January 21, 2024