shmoop

When one goes on snapchat and instead of opening a chat, they just slide it a little bit to see some of what the chat says, and it will still say to the sender that it was left on delivered.

What did he say?
I shmooped his snap and I saw "meet tuesday"
He wants to meet you tuesday!

by LagHoe September 9, 2019

poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

shmokin'

Very attractive or attention grabbing. Some may use it in the place of hot, sexy, etc.

"DUDE! Look at that girl! She is shmokin'!"

by prittyxschmidty May 19, 2008

shmomo

when a nose is stuck into someones butthole. In other terms, just plain wrong and fucked up... don't try this at home kids...

Bro this is one of the best porn films I've ever seen

Holy shit thats nasty!! That guy just gave that other guy a shmomo!! why the fuck would you watch this!?!

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...My dick feels like corn!!

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Dammit, thats the third hit marker ive gotten with this fucking sniper!! Im'a make infinity ward give me some shmomo action by their communist jewgernaut president who made this shitty ass game!!

by clifford111 July 9, 2010

Shmork

shmork is not a word

shmork, that's not a word

by notaword August 7, 2011

shmoop

A derogatory term toward a white person. Derived from how white people talk to their significant others and their pets.

You know its a shmoop wedding when the cha cha slide gets played

by Keving9987 September 19, 2016

Shmon

errrr well me and my mate say it when we are pissed or walking along the street.

Shmon man!
Shmon u idiot

Your such a shmon

Shmon die plz

by robb August 4, 2004