schlong

most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.

"amplifiedpoop2 on twitter keeps posting about schlongs"

by dumbasjax January 4, 2024

schmengy

Midwest-German slang for a marijuana cigarette.

Oh, don’t mind me. Just rollin’ a fat schmengy before seeing Greta Gerwig’s Barbie.

by TheThighsOfRJ January 17, 2024

Schlong island

Long island

Stupid bong man from schlong island

by Agayguy March 1, 2024

Schlong Dongler

Someone who uses a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

Schlong Dongler

A user of a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

schlongodingdong

A massive fat part of the mans genatalia typically to the african black race Usaually over 9 inches long and 2 inches wide
and overall if you find a man with a massive schlongadingdong dont let him go.

Finley has a massive schlongodingdong
Eoghan has a massive schlongodingdong
Louis has a massive schlongodingdong

by Fat poo March 11, 2024

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024