Salmon

To go round to somebody's house, and have an unfortunate incident regarding to some sort of bodily function (fluid or solid)

-from the notorious historical nature of salmon related products giving you an upset stomach.

I'm frightfully sorry, i appear to have double salmoned upstairs.. first of all i blocked the toilet with a champion log. Then unfortunately on my way back from the bathroom i popped into your bedroom to get a stick of gum and chundered all over your bed..

by Bevlar March 1, 2010

Salomi Sling

1. See condom

by BillyGoat November 14, 2002

Saldo

Elephantitis of the nose, usually associated with people that are sodarded

Damn! Mikes nose is saldo, he sure cant pick up chicks with that sucker.

by Christian Honore Robinson February 4, 2004

saloman

Another word for a turkish puff pastry.

Sal: Yo, I just ordered 8 pounds of saloman!

by Salll June 24, 2008

salohcin

A person of great loyalty. A very active, nice person. Does not need to be told to do his work, walks in a straight line stiffly. Not very outgoing. Is very meh. Typically has white hair and black eyebrows. Stick-straight hair. HATES AND I MEAN HATES THE COLOR GREEN! CAUTION! DO NOT SPEAK OF IT IN FRONT OF HIM UNLESS WANTED A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL! HATES SNACKS. ONLY EATS VEGETABLES THAT ARE NOT GREEN. DO NOT GIVE HIM SEAWEED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Wears glasses that are cracked ALL THE TIME. Hates sports, ESPECIALLY WATERPOLO, and loves books. Avoids speedos at all costs.

Person 1 - Is that how you really spell his name??
Person 2 - No. That can't be his real name.
Person 1 - And what's up with his fashion?
Person 2 - We'll just mark him absent.
Person 3 - HEY! Salohcin is my not friend. And he is very nice.

by Backwards name girl November 3, 2021

SODO Salmon

Bum shit.

As Bill exited the taxi cab on his way to the Door of "Satsumi", a posh little sushi bar downtown; He noticed an unwrapped snickers bar on the sidewalk. This must be my lucky day, thought Bill as he picked up the suprisingly soft chocolate treat. As he bit the loaf, his heart sank, realizing the peanuts were supposed to be INSIDE of the bar making this, in fact, a sodo salmon.

by inkedman 82 April 2, 2010

Smoked Salmon

When you get a joint and make a girl smoke it while shes blowing you
puff
puff
blow
blow

i love it when a girl gives me da smoked salmon

by Makudan December 12, 2006