Swimming

The female version of Skiing. Where the middle of three people fingers the two outside women.

Hey man, I'm about to go sit between those two beautiful women and go swimming.

by Shafn February 3, 2019

swimming

When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming

I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming

by gingersintown November 20, 2019

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi January 13, 2016

swimming with the fishs

Mean one who is dead and body is dumped in a body of water with fish

Jimmy: " Tony where's Carl?"
Tony: "Carl is swimming with the fishs."

by Swimming with the fishs February 3, 2017

Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

swimming boy

the boys who have the sweetest heart. their smile is the biggest and your favorite. they care about you unlike any others

his smile is so cute.u knew he was a swimming boy

by it’s him May 2, 2019

Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes

Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling

by Brian0401 December 16, 2020