malinga swinger

The Malinga Swinger was created by the cricket bowler Lasith Malinga, in which the bowler swings his arm out very low to the side when released. It is very unorthodo, looks bad and is quite inaccurate, but it is very quick and powerful.

Guy 1: Did you see Oscar bowl?

Guy 2: yeah, it was a real Malinga Swinger

by yoyo513315 May 7, 2015

pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

sinker stinker

Taking a shit in a sink. When an upper decker isn’t possible, leave them a sinker stinker!

“I tried to leave an upper decker at that guys apartment but his toilet didn’t have a removable tank lid. So I left him a sinker stinker instead!

by markied85 November 10, 2017

Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves

"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"

by Mali656 December 1, 2017

dirty singer

A local Pittsburgh favorite, born on many a late nights within the taverns of Squirrel Hill in the East End of Pittsburgh and enjoyed by the local elite, servants of the public trust, and anyone in between. Equally appropriate as a post-dinner digestif or on later stops of an all-night bar crawl, the base of this unique cocktail is a low-end to mediocre gin, such as Gordon’s or Seagram’s, poured into a highball glass over ice. Then balance out to just shy of the rim with Sprite to enliven the gin and tingle the taste buds. Finally, top off with a splash of cranberry, slightly tainting the hue of the beverage and adding a subtle layer of complexity for silky smooth drinkability

Bartender: “Can I get you a drink?”
Patron: “Sure, I’ll take a Dirty Singer.”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
Patron: “Gin and Sprite with a splash of cranberry.”
Bartender: “Why the hell didn’t you just say so to begin with? That’ll be $9.25.”

by TheShadowMan December 25, 2017

adam singer

A Jewish man that happens to look like a glob of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks but is an all around nice guy.. I guess.

Hey is that an Adam Singer.. You can tell by his small peepee

by Prockg12 May 24, 2018