slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.

Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.

by Getrealbro July 23, 2014

slap-needer

a face badly in need of a fist/slap

that persons a real slap-needer!

by eferdemo February 24, 2015

slap the wood

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

by Brzaukee March 21, 2015

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

slap on the anchors

Southeastern expression for jamming on the breaks. Can be used literally or metaphorically

example 1. Jaysus lad I was flying down the road and some eejit pulled out in front of me, so I slapped on the anchors.

example 2. She wanting a ring a baby and a house, I think it's time to slap on the anchors!

by Thelilacmango April 28, 2016

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

slap it up, rub it down

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.

When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.

by Popo4242 August 11, 2017