Mini-Sesh

Moderate use of alcohol, a short or small drinking session without over-indulging in alcohol.

I'm only having a Mini-Sesh today, I'm not getting wasted!

He was only in the pub for a hour having a Mini-Sesh!

by Engineer 01 May 5, 2019

Milk Sesh

when u n ur homies chug multiple pints of milk all at the same time. Bonus points given to the first person to make a joke about jugs. Every Thursday is Milk Sesh Day. Possible side effects include "milk shivers".

Person 1: Aw man I'm gonna be late for class! Can you lie and tell the teacher I was in the bathroom?
Person 2: Nah I'm just gonna tell him you were having a milk sesh.

by rotchmike290 January 23, 2020

Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn

Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.

by Cokecokk December 27, 2021

dink sesh

Small fight or scuffle

Yo, did you hear about Julia and Chanel they had a little dink sesh

by trufflebutterrr August 18, 2023

COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions

*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun

by ggij031 September 1, 2016

Naked Masturbation Session

A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.

Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.

by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019

Proof of Sesh

Proof of Sesh is the consensus mechanism for admission into the BluntDAO, denoted by getting an access token from a BluntDAO OG VALIDATORS for “sesh”ing in real life with them

I just Proof of Sesh’d w a validator and now I’m in BluntDAO

by OGBlunted July 23, 2022