Sleep

something i don't know because of homework

bro I've been wondering it seems like taking a test is attempted self-inflicted death
ya man i would agree if that means homework is the poison leading up to it
ya both I've done so much of while i haven't slept… sleep sounds good

by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017

myspace sleep

When you are accused of cheating on your spouse late at night or looking for bootycalls at 3am because you fell asleep without logging out of myspace.

Trina: Josh! you jerk, I seen you online at 3am, sent you a message and you didn't even respond!

Josh: Baby, I was myspace sleep

Trina: Liar, its over!

by Flow Joe October 4, 2007

surprise sleep

The act of knocking someone unconscious by hitting them on the head with a heavy object when they least expect it.

Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.

by Steven Boeckmann May 16, 2008

sleep

the best things, sleep and sex (probably, not from experiance) and showers.

sleep ...... you need to get more of it.

I had sex then showered and then fell asleep. :)

by i dont know how to spell January 13, 2005

Sleep Driving

The act of driving somewhere and not remembering any of the drive. Usually comes about if you are tired while operating a moterized vehicle.

Guy 1- Gotta go to sleep so I dont sleep drive tommorow
Guy 2- Sleep driving?
Guy 1- Yeah, you know, when you dont remember any of the drive once you arrive at your destination
Guy 2-Oh Yeah

by whoaheyohwhoa April 5, 2009

sleep denial

When one is dozing off but refuses to admit they are falling asleep

Dude: "Hey, you're falling asleep. Give me the remote!"

Homie: "I'm not falling asleep! (zzzz..snoooore..zzzz)"

Dude: "You're in sleep denial, homie."

by MajorBlaze1 December 29, 2010

Delicious Sleep

The period of sleep in the morning when you are not quite awake and not quite still asleep; the time when you enjoy sleep the most because you are conscious enough to enjoy it.

While hitting my snooze alarm every ten minutes, I enjoyed a nice 30 minute period of delicious sleep.

by C_E_B March 12, 2010