sammy turk

A dick. Thats all there is to him. Hes just a big ole dick.

Hey yo dont go all sammy Turk on me.

by Poopy cocky September 2, 2017

Sammie

The most AMAZING PERSON EVER

I love sammiet

by Idunno.thiswilldo October 19, 2018

Sammi

Retarded and autistic and dumb and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually retarded

by Sammi🤪 March 17, 2019

Sammi

Autistic and dumb and retarded and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually dumb

by Sammi🤪 March 17, 2019

Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein

Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard

by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019

Sammy Dees

the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.

boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”

by taylor kinkaid January 2, 2019

Sammy

A cute little boy with an amazing smile. Gentle and happy. If someones sad he'd do anything to make them happy again. Doesn't like whipped cream

Sammy made me feel better after my break up

don't put whipped cream on that. Sammy hates whipped cream

by little_space_boiii June 14, 2018