rusty undercarriage

Someone who doesn't like to wipe after a fat shit.

"I heard he has a rusty undercarriage."

by Onethatpeoplehaventusedyet August 3, 2014

Rusty Skinpipe

The act of fucking a girl on her period, getting blood on your dick and having it dry, hence it being "rusty"

Jimmy: I just banged this Russian dyke, but I got blood all over my cock!
Timmy: Did you wash it?
Jimmy: Uhhh, no......
Timmy: Then you got a rusty skinpipe bro

by Crazy374747 September 20, 2016

Russian lollipop

Where you stick Skittles in a girls pussy and u try and lick them out

Yo step sis u wana try Russian lollipop

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

backy rush

when you have first started smoking or havnt had a tab in ages you feel sick and dizzy.its fkn horrible

when you take harsh as fuck tokes of a tab and get backy rush,

by granty c October 11, 2008

russian gas pedal

While your buddy/enemy lies on the floor on his back, you grab their ankles, lift their legs to the height of your shoulders, and you plunge your foot as deeply into their crotch as possible.

1. (verb) I was taking a nap and my little brother russian gas pedaled me

2. (noun) I was taking a nap and my little brother gave me a russian gas pedal

by Felch Baby December 28, 2007

Rust

a game where u run around and see bunch of cocks

a:hey bro i found a game called Rust

b:cool! whats the game about
a: you run around and see bunch of naked and toxic 9 year olds

by bigwillyman420 November 28, 2018

Russian Morning

The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.

Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.

by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014