Storm the Rusty Castle

When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.

Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?

Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle

Dave: That's really nasty dude

Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.

by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011

rusty bullet hole

the good old arse hole

i need to drop the kids off through the rusty bullet hole

by slim June 11, 2004

rusty water

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting

My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

rusty corndog

when you fuck a chick in the ass with a used rubber

i gave carla a rusty corndog!!!

by myra maines June 7, 2004

Rusty Buck

When you take a fork or spoon someone is eating with (when they are not looking) and shove it up your ass then put it back in their food and they eat with it.

Bucky totally gave Jamye a Rusty Buck.

by Bob McDaniels February 18, 2008

[Rusty] Lumberjack

when a guy shits horrizontal to a girl's vagina, then beats it down with his dick till it splits in 2 (causing the lumberjack effect).

its like when you get your dick caught in the microwave then turned on high. or when you forget to take out the dog and you get beat with a soap in a sock giving the Rusty Lumberjack effect.

by hopwood January 13, 2009

rusty kazoo

When a woman bends over and someone places their lips on the woman's anus and vigorously moves their head back and forth while humming, as if her asshole was the mouthpiece of a kazoo.

That old timer at the Gold Nugget gave that stripper a mean rusty kazoo.

by beansnapper February 11, 2009