Rule 22

Though numbers pertaining to rules are completely and utterly random some numbers are recognized associated with one rule.

Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.

Person A: Let's say that Rule 34 is 'Trollers always win'

Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'

by Iwilakila October 12, 2008

Rule 66

The 66th rule of the Internet, which states that if it exists, there is a dubstep remix of it.

Bob: "Man, I just heard this great song by the Streets!"
Joe: "Rule 66."
Bob: "Ok." *five minutes of searching SoundCloud
Bob: "Here you go."
Joe: "Hey, this is awesome!"

by SativaScott November 12, 2010

20 minute rule

After a guy finishes it takes him 20 minutes to get it up again.

Jess: "Is the 20 minute rule up yet?"
Josh: "No."

by Raab70 December 17, 2008

Ja Rule Hater

1.One who has the common sense not to like wankster rap, and hip-hop with pop singers in it.
2. Someone who knows what a real murdereris, and knows that it does not include short midgets that sing with pop stars, and rely on Irv Gotti for excessive amounts of extacy pills.

Eminem and 50 cent are ja rule haters. They make real rap, and know real rap when they see it.

by rebel_guy August 11, 2004

Rule 1993

Rule 1993 states that in comparison to most other players you will suck at a online videogame.

1993 being the year Doom came out and and people were first able to get their asses shot of by some fat guy in Austin.

Collary 1: some people are actually good but they usually have no life.

Collary 2: if you get discouraged by reapeatedly failing at a game see Collary1

Collary 3: Unless you suck monkey nuts there will be others who are worse than you.

Collary 4: In some amazing defiance of reality most pro gamers actually have a life and/or look pretty good.

Dude one: {gets halo 3 and starts to play online}
Alright lets play;

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Shit! I Died!

Dude 2: don't feel bad man, rule 1993

by Bonkai! October 20, 2009

Hitler Rule

The law that states that all persons comparing their opponents in an argument or debate to the infamous Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler (or the Nazi party) is a tool, jerk, douche, etc. This person immediately forfeits the argument.

Person A: Dude, the dress code is so stupid. It's like it was written by Hitler.
Person B: We can't have this conversation, you started it with the Hitler Rule you tool, jerk, douche, etc.

Person A: Obamacare is so Nazi that--
Person B: Hitler Rule. You lose.

by Roger McChicken Smodger April 24, 2011

aqua teen hunger force rule

Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.

"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."

by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006