As my mom drove my girlfriend and I back from a lovely dinner with my grandmother, my girlfriend proceeded to give me a hot rod carl.
by Goud October 30, 2004
When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.
John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.
Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.
(two weeks later)
John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?
Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.
John: Really!? What a fag!
Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.
(two weeks later)
John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?
Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.
John: Really!? What a fag!
by 31Flavors August 02, 2012
A inexpensive or low budget rod owned by any fisher-person not having an expensive G.loomis fishing pole.
Any fishing rod that is not a G Loomis.
A term used by those that own G. Loomis fishing poles.
Any fishing rod that is not a G Loomis.
A term used by those that own G. Loomis fishing poles.
"You can't fish that POS Fishing Rod next to my G Loomis- go elsewhere."
"Don't let Keith get in the boat. He brought his POS Fishing Rod again."
"Don't let Keith get in the boat. He brought his POS Fishing Rod again."
by Z-ManZZzzz January 23, 2012
Ice Rod Therapy is the act of inserting a long (usually smooth in most cases although if you're adventurous go for something a bit more coarse) instrument that is bellow 5 degrees Celsius (41 degrees in Fahrenheit { the primitive measurement unit}) in a male's anus or urethra, the latter being what it's most known for .
On a cold winter morning Joe woke up with a rock-hard cock and wished for relief from this strain. When Joe looked out the window Joe saw a row of icicles just ripe to be picked. Joe grabbed the largest, girthiest icicle I
he could find and the thinnest one out of the row. Joe then aggressively ruptured his anus's walls with the long girthy smooth icicle and made his penis inflate from the cold that it was subjected to. He felt dirty but alas he completed his yearly Ice Rod Therapy.
he could find and the thinnest one out of the row. Joe then aggressively ruptured his anus's walls with the long girthy smooth icicle and made his penis inflate from the cold that it was subjected to. He felt dirty but alas he completed his yearly Ice Rod Therapy.
by Sanviento April 03, 2020
by Brad Tumult May 21, 2007
by N.A. June 02, 2003
A restaurant in Post Falls, for those of you who don't know where that is, it's in the northern part of Idaho, for those who don't know where Idaho is, it's the magical land where potatoes come from.
Anyways.... Hot Rod Cafe has great food (for Idaho) and has several events a week (during the summer) such as Cars things and motorcycle things, it's fun to work at because there are sweet ass cars that go there, but Rob (the owner) doesn't pay me enough. I need a raise.
Anyways.... Hot Rod Cafe has great food (for Idaho) and has several events a week (during the summer) such as Cars things and motorcycle things, it's fun to work at because there are sweet ass cars that go there, but Rob (the owner) doesn't pay me enough. I need a raise.
Guy 1: Holy ****... that building has a car on it's roof... wanna eat there?
Guy 2: If your paying, the food at Hot Rod Cafe is so ****ing expensive.
Guy 1: Ahh.. then **** it,
lets go to some cheap place where the food sucks like the mcdonalds across the street.
Guy 2: If your paying, the food at Hot Rod Cafe is so ****ing expensive.
Guy 1: Ahh.. then **** it,
lets go to some cheap place where the food sucks like the mcdonalds across the street.
by bored_idaho_guy October 12, 2008