reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)

person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no

by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019

fight ready

This means you are ready to fight rather you know its going down or not

Ronny was walking down the street one day and this dude behind him said "Gimme yo money fool", Ronny was fight ready and turned around with his fist up. Jab to a hook the crock

by mikey December 12, 2004

un- read

(verb)
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded

being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!

But mom, I don't remember anything from that book- I unread it.

Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.

by molly- morgan jones October 10, 2007

Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.

The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.

by Ben September 19, 2003

cat-like readiness

On edge, waiting for something while in an extreme state of anxiety and/or anticipation

She sat in the passenger seat, existing in a state of cat-like readiness, for her date to make his move

by Diana Stark April 18, 2005

You This Read Wrong

The name says it all.

A copy-and-pasted term always found in the comments section of popular YouTube videos intended to get likes so the comment gets to the top. Usually written by ten year olds to help their self esteem. Also almost always comes after the mind trick or phrase "I have a dig bick."

Person 1: (Passes note to person 2)
*I have a dig bick
You this read wrong*

Person 2: OK you got me bro.

by I u53 h@x October 16, 2017

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE GRAMMARLY AD I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHI-

grammarly ad dude: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
ANY PERSON: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by [insert user here] January 22, 2022