Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Back to reality

Back to work on aMonday morning 😓 after a 2 day blackout

Shut up and go back to reality. Enough of your weekend boozing, proles.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2022

reality

1) Is what you come back to after saying something completly insane.
2) whatever you are doing right now.

1) First person: "who am i?"
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.

by Lozzza September 1, 2006

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Grounded in reality

What the democratic party is not in terms of following their own imposed rules during the covid 19 pandemic

Gretchen Whitmer is not grounded in reality.

by Sexydimma June 6, 2021

Redline

When somebody has made you really angry or upset.

Shes crossed ma redline blud!

by Foreign May 9, 2005

Team Redline

wow TR is the shit... who wouldnt want to be in it???? i mean you get to drive around in your massivly loud cars with the banging systems... as long as you wash danas car you can be in TR.. theres no age limit... if you want to race TR but if you do not have your permit yet.. ask for matt robinson.. he will run with you along the side of his TR pals Justin, Jim, Jeremey Dana Al Nick Ryan Tony and Wren.. but i have nothing aginest TR what so ever... although big jim hoe seems to think that us people get off to our computers.. but then again.. they get off to there cars so i guess it all works out we all get off to some non living object dont we? and we all do it atleast once in our lives... some of us more then others.. and some even more when there gay... not saying TRs gay but i did however hear that two of the members are homosexuals... nothing agiesnst that tho.. TR is awsome there the best thing since sliced bread which by the way there mothers still make there sandwiches on... pCe out TR love you all!! (stay strong and dont let these messages get to under your skin LMAO)

fee shit dude

by i am in love with team redline March 12, 2004